JUSTIN CIDER

Justin Cider goes by Justin Dangerous, Justin Appropriate, Justin Wilder, among others. At 34 years old, Cider has just about seen it all. He dropped out of college because he was too intelligent to waste four years in an overpriced institution.

In his one semester at school he joined a fraternity and lit Greenville, NC on fire for 5 months. An accomplished well traveled businessman, Cider is one of the biggest creeps you will ever meet or hear in your life.  His dry sarcastic over the top humor is not meant for everyone. If you want to go somewhere, he's been there. If you want to get something, he's had it. Ready to shit on the red carpet, J Wilder will have you wondering where you went wrong in life.

Living the life of a 21 year old fraternity brother, Cider has been in Rock Star Mode since birth. Everyday in life you meet new people, but every so often you meet a character. Justin Dangerous is a character!  

J Creamery also goes by the name Jake the Snake. J was born and raised in the Pittsburgh suburbs. Harvard wanted to interview Jake... for groundskeeper, the Snake does not hold a degree either! Jake is one of the wildest 21 year olds out there. It's never too early for Creamery to get the party started.

If your phone is ringing at odd hours of the night, it's probably Jake asking if he can come scoop you. Creamery's take on girls and relationships will have you pissing yourself. He believes every girl should get a chance to see his snake. He let's it all hang out! He enjoys drinking flavored vodka mixed with water and the snake always starts the pre game party.

The snake thinks god created women for 3 reasons, I'll give you one hint; they are all places for him to plant what god gave him. If a girl wants shitty lips, J Creamery is your guy! He has aspirations of being in the adult film industry because as he says "it's good pay and all you can eat!" Jake the Snake would like to wish everyone cummy lips.

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