Jake is a jive soul bros this week on GRAND THEFT AUDIO - TONIGHT SHOW REGULAR MIKE MARINO! Holy Crap is this guy funny! We speculate on tiger Woods future, the DEA hiring an Ebonics(African American English) translator. Also a crank call goes waaaay to far, hope we are still alive for another show next week. Thanks  Carl! 

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The hilarious RON PEARSON of "The Drew Carey Show", "That '70s Show" and Craig Ferguson, PLUS the fabulously funny guitar comedy of SCOTT VINCI!!! Thinking about a vacation? Check out Rainbow Tarns Bed And Breakfast.

Dont fight the pimpin as Grand Theft Audio brings you the best of all worlds. Probably our most disjointed interview ever as we bring you Michael Kwame the founder of Funny or Die. Also the story of the greatest job abandonment ever. Wont you listen? As always we are thankful to out sponsors, if you need a housing lawyer in the LA area check out Phillip Koebel. 

The wrap up of our first live show. Joie Blaney sets a record with most apperances ever on GTA as he hangs out almost the whole episode and Sam Tripoli brings in Chubby Chan attempting to get his virginity plucked on the Naughty Show tour.  Brant calls in this week, so go to his Facebook and say Hi.

We had Owen Smith from Everybody Hates Chris and Cordell "Joker" Pace along with the folks from The Blue Seal, And Naked Horror by Gothic Films on the show this week, take it from us, we love you. Also while you have a sec, check out our newest supporter at Linden Optometry.  

America's top storyteller, Michael McCarthy, tells a funny story and plugs the National Storyteller's Conference! We drop some tracks from the Useless Keys and Maureen Davis from the Flutterbies calls in to pimp out our first live show. Carl takes us on a sincere apology for a massage with Al Gore. 

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Ladies and Gents blessing us with his presence tonight is actor, producer crazy maverick independent film maker- Mr. Ford Austin. Also the long awaited return of Rus Gutin back from his tour of the east coast talks with us about Lilo going to jail, anger of the Village People with YMCA changing its name, bp's oil spill and so much more.

WTF podcsat host Marc Maron hangs with us and talks about getting annaly raped by the earth, and why he never made it onto Saturday Night Live. Brian Fuller in to discuss the upcoming elections, Lebron James decision announced, those good damned Vuvuzuelas.

No Carl this week, but we do have Steven Crowder from FOX News's Red Eye. The adventures of the incredible asshole Pete Stark, the pledge of Allegiance, toad People, Lebron James's decision, UFC drama, a review of The last Airbender.

Our first network TV prime-time star, comic Tom Papa of NBC’s “The Marriage Ref,” came on to discuss his trying to save comically mismatched coupoles and his own bizarre friendship with metal rocker Rob Zombie.

Comedy legend Bobcat Goldthwait is now a red-hot writer/director, but he took the time to get crazy with us. Also, the brilliant comic Paul Provenza discussed his new book “Satiristas!”, his new Showtime series “Green Room,” and the state of comedy with us, while sultry Southerner Julie Rae Jeffers told us all about her crazy new music and comedy show

History is made with a rare serious interview, as we get the first worldwide exclusive interview with notorious legendary “Freeway” Ricky Ross, who was the #1 crack dealer in America and a key figure in the Iran-Contra scandal before it all came crashing down. He and former Bloods gang leader John “Appollo” Payne bring tales of some of the wildest times in the American ghetto

Two funny Los Angeles icons – the eccentric “histotainer” Charles Phoenix and standup comic Bobbie Oliver, who runs the fantastic Standup Academy, hit the airwaves with us.

"Grand Theft Audio" had its greatest guests EVER - CHEECH AND CHONG! What more do you need to know? Oh yeah, a great interview with a hilarious new filmmaker as well as with director JOSH GILBERT of the new doc "A/K/A Chong" revealing never-before-told stories about the real Tommy Chong! That, and Vagina News, Chinese News, and a whole lot of other sick stuff!

Comedian Tom Clark of CBS’ “Late Late Show” fame returns to our studio, satisfying fans who were begging for more!

We have a turd in the punchbowl with a California Gubernatorial debate. Who’s the biggest goober?

March madness wraps up with OUR BIGGEST GUEST EVER! - CARLOS MENCIA!!!! No more info needed, but Jake does ask Carlos if he likes Fish Sticks. Also new music from Spirit Math and the Big Joe Hurt Band.

The brash and Hilarious Sam Trippoli takes us through the third week of march madness Health care reform!!! Yeah!! For all my happy(read liberal) freinds- We congratulate you on your long fought/sought victory. I know that this "Holy Grail" plan sounds amazing right now. Yeah! We can get sick! Or bust a spleen! Or any other horrible thing that we can think of that will happen to us! But what do WE think about it?

March madness carries on as Dominick and DC of Derrick Comedy come in to regale us with stories from the set of their new movie Mystery Team. Mad TV star Matt Braunger also joins us live as he talks about how he got his start and debuting a track of his new Comedy Album. Oscar coverage, Carl's trip to hawaii and so much more.

It's the start of MARCH MADNESS ON "GRAND THEFT AUDIO!" Guests: New Yorker mag film critic Stephen Farber about the Oscars, Chris Hardwick of G4TVs Web Soup and Singled out fame and UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE comedic geniuses MATT WALSH AND IAN ROBERTS OF THE NEW SPIKE TV SITCOM "PLAYERS"! Please subscribe on iTunes it really helps us and you wont miss a second of the action.

Jake's theory of where Obama's true loyalties lay. Also very entertaining guests live in studio. One of the more intriguing young talents in Hollywood, Camille Solari, star of Boston Girls, shows the guys that they could use a female touch in the studio also director of the outrageous film Birdemic- Shock and Terror. James Nguyen. Never listened before? Start with this one. follow us @ twitter

Global warming brings us snow days in Washington and leave us with very little political news this week, so we head off to wacky land. Live in studio Al Delbenny makes fun of buses, hot cock vs cold cock, his new porcelain teeth, MJ's autopsy report and bottles of urine. We cover the sexiest songs of all time for Valentine's Day. Christopher Cook, founder of modern conservative calls in for some of the wacky fun. Also we have our very 1st media Interview read it and let us know what you think tiny write us here- grandtheftaudioradio@yahoo.com

Carl gets a retooling by Mystery, star of VH1's the pickup artist. Mystery tells us the ways to get anyone we want, listen and you will learn too. Oscar predictions for our resident expert Carl and guesses at best by Jake and Brant. One of the best moments ever on the show with award winning story teller extrordinaire lepracanno Antonio Sacre regales us with tales from the strip club.

We discuss the socialist shortcomings in the State Of The Union. This weeks guests include the longest running World Heavyweight Champion in Pro Wrestling History, Brunno Sammartino, 1 half of the best tag team in history, Road Warrior Animal, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny & a hemp expert to fill you in on the fastest way we can change and grow our economy. 

Jimmy Brogan, Jay Leno's best friend joins us and dishes Jays feelings about the late night madness. Sketch Armstrongs Adam Gropman is live in studio with thoughts on smelly people and medical marijuana. A review of Obama's 1st year in office, the first death linked to Avatar and the long awaited return of vagina news.

WHAMBAMTHANKYOUMAM! Tonight's "GRAND THEFT AUDIO" IS MEGA FRICKIN' HUGE!!! Massive media mogul ANDREW BREITBART - the hipper younger American Rupert Murdoch - and the cast of "MYSTERY TEAM" (named one of the 10 hottest movies of 2010 by numerous movie sites) are on! Also jake attempts to sell Carl's soul to the devil.

This week on "Grand Theft Audio: The Jake, Brant & Carl Show" we have MATT WALSH of the legendary UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE and a zillion other comedy roles including the doctor in "The Hangover!" The underwear bomber, who should be scammed at the airport, and the shows favorite guest, Rus Gutin!

We finally get to exchange our Christmas gifts, it has been 2 weeks since we were last all together, Hope everything goes ok as we count down the biggest stories from the year and the Decade with the girls from the Show. Also the last 1/3 of the Grand Theft Audio Best of Show.
Happy New Years!

The first 2/3rds of the Grand Theft Audio best of Show.
Merry Christmas!

Traffic, holiday madness, and all the stresses of the season leads to a laid back week, Carl gets slapped in the face, Jake drinks away all his problems, What do we think about the 3D movies galore? We review Larger Than Life Dave Matthews and Avatar.

Just listen to hear Rus Gutin, that’s it, sure there are other funny stuff going on, but Rus is worth the price of admission alone. We are blessed with the presence of comedy legend Mo Gaffney tells us of a time when she found Tommy Chong’s stash. Reviews of Invictus, Crazy Heart Big Fan

Carl’s back from his Thanksgiving sabbatical One of Americas preeminent conservative comics Evan Sayet comes by the studio and gives a history lesson one of the most interesting people on the planet- Author Jay North takes us on an Adventure with Walter and pubic hair wigs.

Thanksgiving Just Brant and Jake reminiscing about the good times.

Big Hollywood.com’s Jon Nolte calls in to talk with us about a Facebook status fight that spilled over to their site and a few others. One of the Merry Wives of Comedy Roz Brown talks with us about the Stripper mobile on the Vegas Strip

Obama’s Fort Hood Speech Analysis, Joey Blaney of Dead Blonde Girlfriend was cool enough to come by and get in the middle of another Jake and Carl fight over Carl’s 29,000 Dollar Challenge (insert bells and whistles)

The Hilarious Emmy award Winner Anthony Griffith,  Owner of the Ice House Bob Fisher live in Studio Tells us which Comedian he was wrongest on.  Our review of This Is It, V, And don’t miss Jake’s take on gay Marriage, and an Advertising accident.

NO CARL! Whatever shall we do? Luckily we have Don Friesen coming into the studio to do some time with us. Our adventures with Kevin Smith. Jake reviews the U2 concert. Insane Senator Alan Grayson, What would your name be in Spanish?

The Aftermath of the Kyle Ceese Comedy Bootcamp,  Which member of Frangela had Carl’s baby? And who do they think will win Celebrity Apprentice? And learn about Valley Community Hospital, FREE OBAMA MONEY in Detroit! FOX NEWS is defended for once, Whats the Opposite of transparency? We actually saw Gentlemen Broncos! Is that a good thing? Listen and find out now.

Rob Rutt teaches us the advantages of getting married in jail(its not only the conjical visits), comedian Mike Marino  really brings the goods. The Debut of Ludwik Kozlowski's Jobfair #5, Obama’s Noble Prize EPIC FAIL, Bernie Madoff’s prison scrap, Brant counters Marge Simpson in Playboy, What not to do if someone steals your marijuana plants, and probably the grossest marathon story ever. Where The Wild Things Are, Couples Retreat, and Paranormal Activity get reviewed, and Jake gets super pissed at Carl over Blink 182. It’s a riot.

The Greg Wilson brings big laughs. Baltazar Fedalizo on the importance of living green, and Lorena Meza talks Triathlons, eating contests, and sitcom casting changes. The day America attacked the moon, Ever heard of body mites? Summer Olympic Bummer for Obama, Why the Dali lama really was snubbed , Carl gets scared by Jigsaw on his trip to Universal Horror Nights, Jake and Brant regale us with their trip to Disneyland during Halloween time. PLUS- Who is getting raped in jail this week?

Comedy superstar Kyle Cease gives us 5 live in studio, Jake sings Obama’s praises, Student Indoctrination, The Obama dildo, a journey down Iran’s rivers of Qum, Tory "Magoo" Christman 30 year member of Scientology comes in and talks to us about Xenu, ZombielandReview. Listen now!

How many Germans want the wall back? Listen and find out. Of course you will also get to catch the ultra funny Bo“Bald Eagle”Clark on this weeks show. Obama, Acorn, Van Jones, newspaper bailouts, Sunday morning talk show marathons, and in Chinese News Party an all time awesome group assassination attempt. Oh its on! “Whip It with Lorena Meza a Surrogates review by Brant and Carl, Jake takes us to a Weezer concert. Dangers for parents and how you can control Kurt Cobain!

Brian Scolaro hilariously takes his turn in the G.T.A. zone. Carl and Jake go over the finer points of Michael Moore’s new Flick Capitalism A Love Story, the 9-12 project, Wrestlers in politics, the GTA Mother Of The Year Award,  Stupid Criminals, Animal News, we also shed light on THE WORST EXCUSE EVER.

Peabody Award Winner and Emmy Nominee Debi Gutierrez joins us as we talk Van Jones, Caz Sunstein, Obama’s healthcare Speech, How long it takes to earn a Big Mac, Ellen D’s new gig, Why you should pee in your shower, Fritz Coleman’s stalker, the MDA telethon, and a few surprises along the way.

Our first two hour show brings us 3 guests. Lorena Meza, Comedians Daryl Wright and Tom Clark We went on a Zeppelin ride through www.airshipventures.com . Reviews of TheRoom, Worlds Greatest Dad, a Def Leopard -Poison -Cheap trick Concert. Vagina News, Chinese news and more.

Czars, Appalo Alliance, Cash for Clunkers, shadow operations, Media localization, and more. Also live in studio Super Popular L A  club band  Warner Drive's  Jonny and Albert. Brant starts or review of The Txc Comedy show, Jake tells us about Spamalot, Carl makes us jealous getting to take a few swings on the field at Dodger Stadium.

Live in studio Super Popular Iranian-American comic Maz Jobrani a Review of the Flaming Lips, Inglorious Basterds, Elvis Costello, and another Chinese news party.

Live in studio Ny Times top 10 best seller our Guest Former Lead Guitarist for the rock gods KORN, Brian "Head" Welch with his insane life story, Clothes making the criminal, and an INSANE Breakup you half to hear about. A call in review from Kevin Uhrich Editor of the Pasadena Weekly, Carl got to see District 9 early, he tells us if it is worth your 11 dollars, Vagina News, and more

What does this mean? “Shwa  I.D.K  chillaxing deep in the skrilla, those belidge didiots are not very Obama. Don’t have fomo on that booty call mufintop Mija, I destroyed no epic fail papi chulo up in my biznatch with the eargasm” Listen and Jake will break it down for you. In the studio this week Comedian and SVU writer Mick Betancourt joins as we discuss Clinton Saving the day, Cash for Clunkers crud, and learn how the Federal Government can own your computer or even send its information to foreign countries. A G.I. Joe sight unseen review. And more!

Late night with Conan O’Brian writer Brian Stack spends an hour in the G.T.A. zone talking  Czars, Obamacare, Scientology, stoned dogs, horrible bosses (No not Conan, but Brian does tell us a few good stories from the set.), swapping cigarettes for candy, Chinese News Party, Brant  and Carl review Funny people.

Comedian Bret Ernst comes in and we talk about Pro Wrestling, racial relations, a 23 Quadrillion dollar pack of cigarettes, and brothel discounts. In the second half we are joined by Douglass Klaif  from crazysports.org who tells us how we can feel like kids again. Shaq, Beerfest, and monkey burglars are all skewered this week.

Jag Officers, Gold Farming, Illegal aliens, Obama, the gayness of UFC, and the premiere of Vagina news. What more could you ask for? Maybe a drop in from Sheena Metal?

Hey this is Jake, Brant, and Carl, join us for our Debut show on latalkradio.com. Join us for our first in studio guest La radio legend Frazer Smith. We cover celebrity deaths, Sotamayor, Al Franken, High School reunions, D.U.I's and Jake and Carl review of BRUNO.